pew pew pew

and you know what makes that noise!
BLAZER TAG!!!
LOL, jk, video games do.
because i did NOT play laser tag today
since I have no friends. :(
but not really. i just didn't have friends that would get together with me today.
WHY?
...because i didn't ask anyone lolololol.
yeahhh lookat me, being all...lazy...i suppose.
i mean, what? I'm not lazy! which is exactly the reason why I am NOT posting this last minute!
cough cough cough hack.
LOL, jk, i'm not non mexican mexican kevin (yeah, try and figure THAT out)

BUT BACK TO VIDEO GAMES!!!
this is what this de-boredifier is about.
I might actually have a couple of anti-boredom activities related to video games that I will write about.
cuz face it, (not the magazine lolol) i play video games a lot.
yes i'm a dork i know. and by now, you should know, too.
BUT YOU LOVE ME ANYWAY, YES?
YES.
moving on.

ACTIVITY DOS: A TRIP DOWN COMPUTER MEMORY LANE
Step One: Think about your childhood. Mainly about the video games you used to play. And NOT about the time you got potty trained. cuz that's gross, man.
Step Two: Dig up dem old games. Remember that old gameboy color game that you used to love? or the Nintendo 64 duck hunting game? what about that Pajama Sam (squee) CD you used to play so dearly? If they're all long gone due to charity or garage sales, then I'm sorry, but you can't really go past this step. good news, its Harry Potter weekend on ABC, so you can still do mindless work there. :D
Step Three: Find the player for the game. Plugging in that old gamecube might be annoying, so its probably best to stick with computer and handheld games (i still have my pink advance woohoo!) if you have a PC, then YAY! you most likely can play the old CDs. if you have a Mac, you might not be able to. according to my friend. so go back to playing pokemon yellow, ya apple lovers. (clementines are way better!!!)
Step Four: PLAY THE GAME!! Like, all of it..unless it's one of those really long savable kind. then I suppose its okay to take your time. BUT DOESN'T IT BRING YOU BACK?!
Step Five: Decide between two options. The first being "dude, why did I even like this game as a kid, it's sooooo dumb!" and the second being "OH EM GEE (gee) THIS IS JUST AS AMAZING AS I REMEMBERED IT (well technically not as amazing, since the graphics could be better and the plotline is kinda simplified...but it's still so gosh darned fun i love it i love it i love it)".
I'm more of a second option type of person. and yes, i did do this today. and then i got my brother to start doing it too.
it was. the best. :D
(like no one ever was)

WHY WAS EVERYTHING BETTER AS A CHILD?!?!

but yes. i suggest, if you are bored, you try it.
or you can go to sleep, like i probably should be doing right now.
NIGHTY NIGHT GUYSSSS