ok ok ok

So I'm just sittin' here messin' w/ my dawg's hair and makin' it wasp all messy, thus the messin' part, and I'm just all like, "Well now would wasp a perfect thyme to post a post on awkwardpear.blogspot.com now wouldn't it?".
well AHHHH now that im done w/ all that tomfoolery (dang it, why isnt tomfoolishness a word?!) ill start writing like THE longest post in the world. until i get bored. but i have no make up for all of my short posts as xina did with the BEST POST IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! :D
except for you know, all of mine. cuz theyre just, you know...
JUST KIDDING!!! i loved it :)
like, a lot. lots. yeah.
so i looked at the clock and i was like WHOA its almost 7. and i try to avoid writing down times in a post because it usually takes me a while to post since its already been like an hour and i keep taking breaks and all that jazz and what not but i felt like posting a time cuz i wanna be like, tell about what i did today and then comment on xinas posts then tell what i did yesterday and the day before then tell about the previous week then tell about my summer but THATD BE BORING but it would also make for a long post.
like, a really long post.
where i keep using all caps.
(and yes, i am using caps lock, not alternating shift keys. and yes, alternating, not altern8ing. ive had enough with the number 8 recently. but not like that! D: more like... with words -_- or something... you guys catch my drift? im sure you do. its like, all hurricane-y here. im sure my drift will carry on [my wayward son] to you guys. :))
grrrr i put two end parentheses next to each other. i s'pose it's better than an open and a closed next to each other. :() :o
ok, by "all that jazz" up there, i mean i keep getting distracted, like by a television set, or a laptop computer, or two very dog-like creatures. and by dog-like creatures i mean dogs. small dogs D: maybe even dawgs. unlike taylors dogs, which are very large and like to attack me D: sorta.
so im gonna go ahead and say grrrr again because of all of these like dislike impression confession [depression D:] (but not a :] face..... yeah.) but yeah, anywayS, theyre clouding up my feed D: but not my chicken feed. because i already have WAYyyy too much of that. cough.
so i really kind of maybe like how most of these things that im trying to make not one-lined but not really at all because for some reason today theyre just kind of happening and i dont really have to try but uh... i like how they just kind of run off to random playces and do whatever they like to... and by that i mean they alwayS go off on tangents. i also like how i do the whole capital s thing on words like always even though always has to have an s on the end of it, unlike anywayS :)
AHH SOMEONE JUST GOT HOME
since its like later than 7 right now. lololol, its also greater than 7, and its funny cuz it rhymes. :D
i guess ill take maybe a break in writing this post or maybe just stop now since its looking like its pretty long and continue writing long, not one-lined posts for the rest of the summer...
but that wouldnt be any fun.
and also theres all like, summer band=no thyme for such tomfoolery as that.
or something...
:)