yeah...

i really need to stop doing that thing,
you know,
where i
FORGET TO WRITE A POST

...
D:
my apologies.

so ill spend THIS HEER 1DURFUL post
(haha, git it)
writing about my yesterday adventures.
and how totally awesome it was.
AND THEN
BUT WAIT
THERES MORE!

THEN!
ill write A WHOLE 'NOTHER POST!
talking about my wonderful life in the present
and how awesome sauce it is.
amazing, huh?
almost as if its been done before.
like ur mom!
i mean whaaaaaaaaaaaat
we all know thatd  put the stork out of a job.
:D



so.
yesterday,
i woke up at too early to be up o' clock D:
(and by that i mean before noon. cough cough cough.)
AW DANG JUST MISSED 4:20
and then i drove myself (and my dad) alllll the way to the dentist.
yes, dentist.
although in b-town, the dentist and orthodontist share the same building...
but no difference!
my orthodontik appointments are always scheduled in austin now a days :)
but yesterday i went to the dentist to get my teeth all shiny clean and stuff
and ended up getting all this braces cement off my teeth D:
it had been bothering me.
and is like, toootally impossible to get off by yourself.

so then i got to wait for more than an hour until my dad came back with the car yayyy
and then my ituch died and i forgot my phone even greaterrr
so then i decided to listen to this awkward pear of siblings fight over who was gonna get 1st place in mario kart wii :D

and then after a while i went home and didnt post a post for some odd reason
and did ABSO1337LY n-u-t-t-i-n-apostrophe
(now why isnt that spelled "aposterfee"?
or better yet!
IMPOSTERfee! :O)
but i probably got some gaming in there as well

AND THEN!

my mother came back for me instead of my dad,
cuz you know,
he got tired of me after freaking out about me driving and what not.
but not really he had stuff to be doing.
like ur mom!
oh wait we already had this discussion
so yeah
then she took me to back where i belong but not really at all i mean what?
im confusing myself.
but it was totally amazing cuz we didnt get lost.

and then i partied it up!
like a rock star!
but...
more like a famous rock
not like an actual rock star..
cuz you know, rocks are pretty boring.
and awkward at parties.
not like i, haha, not like i was awkward
haha
heh
ha...

so i made a 4 by 4 of cookies.
with a height of 2.
so volume?
32 cookies?
youd think so.
but no.
 YOURE WRONG.
there was only 24 :)
ceeh, the middle of the 4x4 thing
was MT!
or...
MpT
which ever.

but still.
it was like...
._._._.
.____.
.____.
._._._.
if you have any idea what im talking about.

but annnyways
then a pyramid stack kind of thingie majig
(you want thingamagicsS?d?! IVE GOT PLENTY)
its funny cuz thats a lie.
but yeah, a pyramid of nutterbutters!
(lol, its funny cuz i said butt.)

and somehow the topic of blogging came up
and i was like
blah blah blah (but not like the cashew song) awkwardpear.blogspot.com
and they were like thats kewl but i rly dont care
and i was like aw.
but its ok cuz they were all semi close friends cough cough not really but maybe slightly so=no internet pred8rs :D