so i'm sitting next to my cat.

just thought you guys would want to know.
and if you're wondering what cat,
its the black and white one.
if you've been to my house
and met that cat.
STALKERS.
and wmily.
she's a special kind of stalker.
she's a piece of celery. ;D
don't get it?
well, one day, my friend, you will.
one day.

SO RIGHT NOW I'M EATING SOME ICE CREAM WITH A FORK
and it is the best thing in the whole entire world,
not gonna lie.
(besides pokemon cough whaaaaaaaaaat?)
but anyway.
its great.
though its more difficult...
I'M NOT A WEIRDO I SWEAR

today i was bored
so i decided to use this curling stantler moose on my hair
fresh out of the shower
and such
and it took a really really long time to dry
like a couple hours using the diffuser
because that's what the instructions told me to do and stuff...
and i have to say
while I kinda like how it looks
it kinda went flat after a couple more hours (even with hairspray)
and you're not suppose to touch it,
which drove me crazy because i mess with my hair a lot
(but not as much as wmily pets it...
well i suppose during the summer because WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER.
sob. sadface. whatever else i usually say after i rant about something that makes me sad)
soooo its not that worth it...
unless i had hours of time to prepare (can't use it on school mornings)
and then only needed it for a couple of hours (can't use it during school)
so basically worthless to me.
maybeee.
but in terms of school and how you'll see me,
it is worthless.
though we'll ceeh how it looks tomorrow
(cough messy waves cough)

this reminds me
I STILL NEED A PIC OF MY NEW HAIR
before the cut grows out
which it might have already started doing...
sighhh this is why i need to be a hair expert
LOL jk I go to LASA i sure hope i won't become a beauty major...
:/
(no offense to dem beauty majors...tis just...now my style. ;) yeah, that's it. not to be stiff, or anything. lololol.)

HAVE YOU MISSED ME AND MY PUNS?
yeah, i know you have.
hehehe i'm so big headed.
head = hair?
therefore another pun?
vaguely, maybe, but its definitely not my best.
I'm just TEASING you guys.
but don't FLIP OUT about the varied VOLUME that my puns come in. sometimes I lay it on THICK, sometimes I prefer being STRAIGHT with y'all.
Though, I hope I'm not CRIMPING anyone's STYLE. (or stantler anther)
of COARSE not.
(:

wow this is almost shaping up to be a normal blog post
that someone else who's not me or wmily might write.
because its just randomly talking about my life
which is semi normal
maybe
hmm...
NAWHHHHH.

its a mature thing that you wouldn't understand (and by that i mean not wmily)
(unless wmily doesn't understand herself)
(in which case....)
(nevermind)