(not red bull, tho that's cool too.)
soooooooooooooooooooooooooo like today I actually did some stuff and went some places, but they aren't very interesting or relevant to those that are reading this blog. SO LETS MAKE SMALL TALK.
(LIKE I ALWAYS MAKE! SINCE I'M SO SMALL! lololol its a good thing I said that, because if anyone else said it I would've punched them in the GROIN.)
and ahhhhhhhhhhhg why doesn't this thing have strikethroughs? annoying annoying annoying.
But yeahhh, today was like really really hawt. Cuz guess what? IT'S TEXAS!
and I wuz outside for a good amount of the day and it wuz really really awfully hot.
just like your mom!
cough cough what? I didn't say anything...
but yeah. I was dying of heat. Kinda lyk this:

okay, so this is actually a self portrait of Wmily, but I figured and evil-looking ash ketchum with a mustache clementine didn't really portray the same emotions that I wuz feeling outside. Because guess what? I ACTUALLY HAVE EMOTION. because i'm a clementine, and wmily is a mere half azn human.
uhhh, so, that was suppose to be a really short one sentence caption. but it wasn't. so.
I THINK I'M OBSESSED WITH PICTURES ON THIS THING. lololol, but that's okay, because whenever I write this post I just have this vision in my mind.
okayokay. enough with the ezine jokes.
I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF YOU. You prefer asians? really?!?!
this is deeply upsetting.
you guys. are the reasons. children DIE at night. LOL, jk, I don't think you guys are pedo cereal killers. like the rabbit. (SILLY RABBIT, TRIX ARE FOR KIDS, YOU CAN'T EAT THAT)
i have a feeling that you guys don't actually care about what the hell my color scheme is so i'm not gonna even bother saying what it is anymore. FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF, MAGNET KIDS. (unless you aren't one...in which case...i guess you'll have to use duct tape to get metal to stick to you.)
besides, you guys clearly love the asian kid more than me! SOB.
if you need me, I'll be in my room, CRYING MYSELF TO SLEEP.
rightafterIcheckfacebook. for an hour. or two.
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