hellooooooo once again~
I would make a really long post, but right now I'm rescuing a Humpback Whale calf.
Yeah, I know ya'll are jealous.
but it's like, on Zoo Tycoon, so I guess I can just pause it and write something semi-decent.
OR SOMETHING SEMI-AWESOME!
haha just kidding, everyone knows it will be totally awesum.
mmk.
Sooooooo, today, like wmily stated earlier, we went to a self defense class and learned how not to get raped.
Because I know all of you were simply terrified that I'm gonna get raped.
so, kids, DON'T DO DRUGS KEEP OFF THE 'HOL AND STAY IN GROUPS
NOW GO HAVE FUN BAR HOPPING AND NOT GETTING BACK HOME 'TIL THREE IN THE MORNING!
LOL, jk, we go to LASA. Our lives consist of math practice, playing pokemon, and reading the dictionary.
So,,, basically, the self defense seminar went something like:
Oh no! A wild WMILY appeared!
WMILY used Bind!
XINA was trapped in a bind! Can't escape!
WMILY used Seismic Toss!
But it failed, since XINA wrapped her foot around WMILY's!
XINA used Flail!
XINA was freed from WMILY's grasp!
XINA used Force Palm!
Critical hit! (to the groin!)
WMILY flinched!
XINA escaped safely!
yeahh, I think I gained some mad EXP. points from dat class.
but anywayyy, try and guess what color scheme I'm using!
Too bad! Imma tell you anyway!
Its the third row of colors on the blog post thingy.
Complicated, I kno.
XINA IS NOW SUDDENLY ENDING THE POST RIGHT HEREEEEE
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first thought:
ReplyDeleteim harry potter, im totally awesome, school is for losers~
(from the totally awesum part.)
2nd:
wtf is "'HOL"- ohh.
tresrd:
LOL, everyone knows we dont have time to play pokemon or read the dictionary. we play educational games like leapfrog and only study SAT vocab words. :)
forth:
OMG WHY AM I BLUE NOT YELLOW IM NOT CRAFTY CAT
*krafty kat
5tht -
seismic toss tyotally didnt fail. i pwneddd you.
*i* was the one who used flail, and *i* was the one who fled. and you also forgot dynamic punch and overheat D:
lastly...
NO DOESNT HAVE A K, DUH! (pertaining to your kno) but in some cases it's even spelled ngo :)
uhhh because you can't read yellow. and technically, krafty kat IS more yellow than you are.
ReplyDeletealso, i ttly won that battle. YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW MY WARNING ABOUT THE DRUGS AND 'HOL, DID YOU!?!
and i'm not asian so its not 'ngo' duhduhduh. (:
ok, and I TYOTALLY WON THAT BATTLE cuz i THRU U 2 T3H GROOOUUUNNNNNDDDDDDD among other stuff. let the world know :)
ReplyDeleteNO I WON THE BATTLE
ReplyDeletewith my good looks and charming personalityyy
let the world ngo**
HAAA youre punny. but still.
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