Wednesday, June 30

but a tomato is!

try and pronounce my post title as many ways as you can. so....two.

and wmily, if you're waking up before 8 and rushing around like an 8 year old, 10 is larte for you. so shhhh.

ANYWAY LISTEN TO MY CAMP ADVENTURES.
you wanna know something cool?
so, the theme is safari, like i said in my previous posts.
Well, each day, there's a different animal theme, like zebra, monkey, etc, that has to do with the safari.
and at the end of the day, the kids get a little toy of that animal!!!
Isn't that cool? I wish I had VBS like that when I was little...
okay maybe it doesn't sound that cool, but trust me. it is.

ohohoh!
and we have different stations, and one of them is crafts...
and there was a bracelet making station, where you braid stuff and what not (I feel just like wmily for saying that phrase)
and I was like, "its too bad i don't have a certain magazine here with a certain article written by a certain wmily about how to make these things"
and then this dude who was helping me just kinda looked at me like i was a freak
so i slinkered away all sneakily and emo
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS US!!!!
...which is probably why no one reads our blog.

but i mean, psh, its not like we just blog about random inside jokes only the two of us know about....right?!?!?
right.
cough.

okay so this is a semi short post
that i will make up for, like all the others
maybe
i'm not promising anything, tho
yeah...


i love you.

ANYWAYS BYE GUYS!

lol silly, lettuce isnt a fruit

xina, 10 isnt l8 D:
I KEEP FINDING RANDOM FRECKLES EVERYWHERE
sorry for that random outburst.
i mean, i usually save those for the middle of a post, where things have started getting boring after a bunch of one-line rants or giant paragraphs going on about nothingness like this'll probably turn into and i notice something like how i keep finding random freckles everywhere and stuff, but you know, i just noticed it right now (and many other times before)
but ill stop there before i keep going off on a tangent. i forgot what i was talking about. lolol, i just typed tanger- (-ine for you slower ones) then i stopped and changed it back into tangent. :D
so i was just cleaning smore of my room and by cleaning i mean completely trashing because im cleaning out drawers and hopefully ill eventually get to my closet but its basically like at first i just picked up everything off of my room floor and then i started emptying out stuff and putting that stuff on the floor to organize... or something.
IT MADE SENSE IN MY HEAD OK?!
my smart, magnet kid head :D:D:D
i should finally feel accepted but for some odd reason i dont
cough cough notice how its written in one of the school colors of a certain school cough cough
the university of alabama! :D
where i just MIGHTve ended up going. maybe. probably not at all.
yeah.
so right right i was gonna say some stuff about why im posting and why i started talking about cleaning my room more and such
so i found this puzzle book word finder type thing and i started doing it and what not but then i decided to make it more fun or something i would only find the giant words
(and you know, since it was in my drawers it was really like, STUPIDLY simple and such cuz i haven't cleaned out my drawers in a long time D: like, like, along with the puzzle book, i also found a bunch of animal ark books [i remember those <3 i shouldve more educational books as a child. speaking of which...] ... and the scarlet letter among many other... "larger" books i s'pose one would call them o.o asian family wanted me to be involved and read bigger and better books -__-)
AHH i have the fan on because cleaning is tedious but it somehow managed to close a door in the hallway D: it freaked me out mucho n such.
but i guess i finally got to the next drawer after being really disappointed in my self for liking origami a while back since now compared to other people like kev- cough and you know, just all them, i feel like a total noob D:
yeah thats right. i didnt use 0s.
uh, right, i was talking bout how when i got to the next drawer, i was overwhelmed by the amount of items so i quit cleaning and took my puzzle book and ipod into a nice corner :D

i can totally figure out what cool shirt this wmily girl got you for your birthday. do i still get pointz?? which haus am i in??? so many questions. D:
well actually only two. but still.

bleh bleh i s'pose thats all for now.
KTHXBAI

Tuesday, June 29

lettuce "escribir" a post!

heya guys!!
I'm staying up late for no apparent reason. and i have to wake up early tomorrow.
tomorrow morning is going to be fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun -.-
(if you couldn't tell that was sarcastic)
KAY. SO.
(not the cheese)
Do you guys wanna know my schedule?
Well, I'm going to tell you anyways.
So, in the morning I go to camp. and then I have a BAOBAB BLAST! (no joke, that's the theme...safari animals. because that totally has to do with church and God, right? WELL YOU KNOW WHAT IN THIS CAMP IT DOES.)
hehe i get really punchy whenever i'm tired/it's late.
BUT IT'S STILL NOT ACCEPTABLE TO DRINK ME!
or my mom.
because she may or may not be orange juice. I don't know, because whenever I go, "mom?" she won't answer me D:
to those that don't know what I'm talking about--wmily got me this cool shirt for my bday. 10 points to whichever house figures it out first! (AND MINUS 10 POINTS TO WHOEVER DOESN'T.)

hehe. its a good thing this is not a video cuz i am making some really screwy faces right now.
HAYYY MAYBE WE SHOULD MAKE A VID.
AND BE LIKE SHANE DAWSON. AND ALL DEM OTHER VLOGGERS.
LOL, jk, we don't have that many fans. or the cool haircut. D:
hehe i've been watching youtube way too much lately.

wow i'm really on a tange(rine)nt.
BACK ON TOPIC!
so first i go to camp
and then i leave camp
and then i go to the video store
and get some chick flick that my brother is too young to watch
and then go home
and then eat lunch (which hasn't been much, lately. I was even starting to gain some weight...I was so proud of myself! but now i'm not hungry anymore, and therefore eating, like...not a lot. STUPID BIPOLAR STOMACH! D: )
but you guys don't really care about that, soooooooooo....
after eating lunch
i get on my laptop
and chill until dinner
aka watch youtube videos and chat with my peeps.
and then I eat dinner!
and then I take a shower!
and then I watch that chick flick I rented!
and then I post here!
and then I sleep.

yeah i think this is the longest and yet most boring thing you've ever read.
LOL, jk, that's what textbooks are for
(you mean, the combination of texting and facebook?!?!?!)
(no, i don't mean that. but i wish.)
(okay now i'm talking to myself....i really need to write these earlier.)


NIGHTY NIGHT NIGHT GUYSSSS~

summer cleaning

so today i spose a main part of my life had to do with cleaning my room and all the wonderful wonderful things that i found
and horrible things. horrible.
probably.
uh, so, i guess itll just be a recollection of what ive found, like, so far and stuff.....
(since im nowhere near done and what not so messy messy)
well i guess at first i was just organizing this big pile of stuff that collected at the foot of my bed kinda
(and by organizing i mean looking at then continuing to throw into a bigger pile of stuff thats been collecting in the corner of my room)
but i found this bottle of lotion-y stuff and i saw that it had a price tag sticker on it and i was like O SNOW i dont want people to be ceehing how much i didn't pay for this (since it was on sale and was like 6.5 dollars cheaper than the price tag and what not) (and yes i purposefully left out the 0 on that) (and yes now i am tempted to say yen instead of dollars. even though its not true cough.)
but then i tried peeling off the price tag (since it was in the form of a sticker) grr grr all these parenthesis, oh well they can be dealt with anywayS
but then there was all this sticker residue but with the help of an asian that ive met before and science i used some reduced fat peanut butter to save the day and get all the yucky residue off... and stuff
then next i found this super cute ribbon thats now tied on the ponytail in my hair :D
then i found my algebra 1 binder
and yes, i took algebra 1 in 8th grade instead of geometry unlike all you keal- advanced magn- smart kids. i mean, its totally not like we've mentioned keal- cough cough the name of that one school in this blog before and it just now hit me that it totally might give away our super secret location cough, but yeah. just to be safe. :)
but annnnywayS, (now ive kinda gotten into the habit of capitalizing the s after anyway using a shift key and/or caps lock. cough.)
i was like WHOA! i might need this for next year. since you know... some people haven't taken algebra 2 yet. :(((
whatevz mahn. IM GONNA BE THE VERY BEST LIKE NO 1 EVUR WUZ. yeah thats right. i dont just want to. im going to. yeah.
and thennn i found all this other stuff that totally isnt relevant at all or probably interesting to blog about so i guess.....
i also reloc8ed these two fans i got from asia a while back and while one of them is kind of scented, the other one is like SUPER scented, so i was using it to fan myself after a good long time frame of cleaning since the fan isnt turned on or else a bunch of papers and stuff that i want to recycle in austin would fly everywhere and i really dont know where i was going with this since i got all off on a tangent so ill stop.
lolol i just realized i said austin but i dont care enough to go back and delete it (lololol i just typed d1337, deleat, then deleete, then delete. :D i think i might have problems.)
so i guess ill end this semi hearty-er post with one last thing i found while cleaning:
in either 6th or 7th or 8th grade, i had a band locker and stuff to keep my giant percussion bag of stuff in and what not but i was sharing with this other girl who was like all my friend and stuff AH MY PARENTS JUST GOT HOME but anywayS, they gave us a slip of paper that had our locker number and combination on it,
but yeah... my locker number was
69! :) K BYE

Monday, June 28

ice cream & pizza

wmily, our secret awaspceehdeeeekev-g etc. shall be revealed, in due time.
- insert evil cackle right here -
(cept not really since i'm too tired and i'm not feeling very evil ahora)
(but you can imagine.)

KAY SO TODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY AT CAMP.
that is VBS CAMP!
aka Vacation Bible School.
aka church camp for little elementary school kids.
LOL, jk, they don't allow goats in the church.
(wait, don't they do that in the bible?)
(LOL, jk, that's offensive.)
(I think.)
(wheeeeeeeeeeee parenthesis!!!)
so yeah, I was counseling these little 3rd graders todayyyy.
ha, that sounds like they're all mentaly disturbed kids and I'm being their shrink.
well, guess what. I'M NOT.
but the kids are like super duper cute.
AND GUESS WHAT GUYS!!!! I'VE MADE A FRIEND!!!!!
lookat me being all social butterfly and not a loner :D
but don't worry, wmily, you can still be my friend with my newly gained popularity.
maybe the cool kids will let us sit at their table at lunch now!!!!
LOL, jk, that'd be way too awesome. (I'm listening to APVM right now)

OKAY SO LET ME TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT MY FRIEND.
His name, is n7. and by that I mean...yeah you can figure it out.
But, LOL, he's 7 years old. and that's his T-shirt size.
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE WE TIE-DYED TODAY.
THAT'S RIGHT.
GUESS WHO TOTALLY KNEW WHAT TO DO BECAUSE SHE WROTE AN EZINE HOW-TO ON IT?
that's right, me.
I'm just being all around awesome today!
hah, not really, but I can pretend. cough.
moving on!
but yeah, his name is n7, and he's like this little mexican kid. and he's really adorable.
Like he has that usual stereotypical short mexican hair, yeah? but the middle inch is like gelled up into a mini moehawk thing. except it's really cute. trust meeeeeeeeee.
WHICH WE LEARNED ABOUT TODAY! TRUST!
and we watched a clip from aladdin. yup yup.
so, me and n7 met when playing a name game thing. which i'm too lazy to explain, but i was stuck in a situation where i had to tell him my favorite food. caught up in the 3rd grade groove, I said ice cream. to which he said, get this, "Me too." and then he's like, "i like pizza too." and I was all THATS CRAZAYYYY ME TOO and then we high fived. and then later he was all "do you wanna be my friend?" and I was all, yes. and then we were best friends forever the end.
just kidding! that's not the end.
When he left with his mom, right before he left, he hugged me.
and I was all :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

LOL, jk, im not a pedo.
but it was really cute. (:

you know, i actually make semi-decent (aka long) posts when i get out of the house. maybe i should do that more.

so i guess i should probably get writing...

WHOA! as of now xina still hasnt posted yet
i think shes caught wmily-l8-post disease
yes. that is exactly it.
so hay guys
What happened to using good grammar, punctuation, capitalization and spelling in a sentence?
pay attention to the absence of an oxford comma.

but im really starting to think that this blog only has two readers:
the awkward pear.
i mean, no one listens to our pleas for commenting and movie suggestions and stuff D:
but i s'pose it really doesnt matter since you know
THIS IS PURELY FOR FUN RIGHT?!
right.

ahhhh so i really have no idea what to escribir hear
i dont really even know if thats write at all (lololol cuz its all like, write and right and stuff..... get it!?)
(and maybe even lolol cuz its hear, when its actually read... or something)
ah that really bothers me that the exclamation mark is before the question point
im running out of ideas
and inspiration
and motivation
i really need to get out of the house more often

i guess ill take this time to ask for a moment of silence...
so i can be like
SORRY I NEVER FINISHED writing a wonderful memoir of beautiful memories and everything that we've ever done together and many puns and song references and other allusions and stuff in your yearbook, xina.
i wanted to do the whole thing in caps lock-
i mean pressing shift keys alternatively to burn more calories-
so itd be more heartfelt,
but it turns out it just looked kinda more intimid7ing.
maybe we should have a post with just our aabdeeef hi ijklno opsst
thats right
ill leave that one up as a challenge since its a big anagram.....
IN ALFABETIKL ORDA
yah.
bleh i spose this post is good enough.....
for now.
till tomorrow!
- wmily.

Sunday, June 27

so right now i'm eating some gushers

did you guys eat them as kids?
CUZ I DID AND I HAD FORGOTTEN HOW AMAZING THEY ARE.
But not really, since my mom buys dem every couple of months.
but i still lovelovelove them.
tho, if you ever tried explaining them to someone who hasn't had them before, your explanation might end up sounding a little....odd.
cough.

WMILY (not wmilayyyy), I FIND IT FUNNY that you won't give us relative location but have talked about Basdrop High at least once on this blog.
not that that has anything to do with your current location, or anything....
psh psh of course not. cough choke hack (like kev....yeah you're right we really do need to get his permission already)

moving onnnnnnn
so i went to the bookstore today. lyk again.
i am really good at being a magnet student.
so i went home, and started reading, yes?
and then i got around to chapter four of the book and such
and then i got on facebook and surfed ze web until dinner time.
isn't summer just so productive?!?!?!

Anyways, my brother left for camp today
and won't be coming back until, i dunno, thursday or something
so you guys should bid him adieu (that only took one try, and i'm taking mexinacan, cough cough wmily)
and yeah, i suggest you all shout "BYE -insert my bros name here because i don't want to give his name away to online predators-!!!!!!!!" and wave both of your hands above your head wildly like they do in pokemon. when they say goodbye to someone.
so, like, almost every episode.
I mean, whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

i did a lot of random rambling today. and it wasn't about elephants. so i guess this post is kinda irrelephant.

YAYYYY LOOK AT US BOTH POSTING BEFORE THE SUN HATH SET!

nutin mucho...

hay so like t3h title n stuff.....
NOTHING MUCH IS GOING ON. AT ALL.
its irritating, being in [insert semi small town name here] and not in [insert larger city-ish name here].
cuz you know, dont wanna give out my semi relative location and what not.
but its all like blehhh too many ranches not enough air pollution
so i guess ill talk about a couple weeks ago at like around 12:30 am when a fire alarm or two started beeping... but it wasn't like, a "going off when there's a fire" going off, nor was it a "change the battery now plz" goin' off, so we were all like wtf what is this annoying noise? and such
so then my dad had to all go and get a ladder and take it off of the ceiling
but then it sounded like there was two alarms going off (although now that i think about it, it was probably only one) and there are like, 5 alarms in my hallway
(yeah. its kinda weird.)
so we had to like, keep taking them out one by one until they stopped beeping and then we finally narrowed it down to like, two
(but again, now i think its only one)
so they were sitting on a counter for like... a couple days maybe? but then they started beeping again
cuz even though they weren't on the ceiling, they still managed to make a low battery noise or somethin so we changed the batteries
and this was like, a week ago.
then FINALLY, just a couple minutes ago, we decided to put them back in the ceiling.
yeah.
i dont really know what the point of that whole semi story was...
maybe something along the lines of my house in [insert semi small town name here] might not be safe. cough.

blehhh its hot since you know the whole being in texas thing and plus this overly hot laptop isnt really helping by being on my lap D:
but i guess its soon enough to dinner as its gonna get, so i must leave now
but i s'pose i should tell you guys what i told xina earlier
so...
my friend was all like what happened to my ps2?
and i was like it got eaten by the cookie monster
and then my other friend was like you should go to browsing data and select clear cookies and that should help clear up your cookie monster problems
and i was like LOLOLOL
(or something along those lines..... cough)
WELP G2G

Saturday, June 26

okay so i had this whole post planned out for today

and it was gonna take a sorta maybe long time, but i got lazy and decided not to do it.
Plus there's some things I must complete before I can post it and get wmily all riled up/confused. Cept not really, since she has no emotions.
But yeahhh, someday i'll post it. because it will be AMAZING!
orrrrr not, and i'm just getting you guys all excited for nothing.
but hopefully not. because that will be sad. for everyone. but wmily. She'll just feel this weird poke thing where her nervous system should be.
or maybe her brain. whichever senses feelings.
(ceeh that double meaning I put there?)

So today, I was at dinner with mi familia (that's family in mexinacan) and we were eating out. because we're from '59. or something.
And so my dad ordered a beer, right? cuz i mean, i can't, i'm not 21 (or 12, for that matter...cough)
but on the back of the bottle, in largish letters that were big enuff for me to read without being a creeper and taking my dads bottle, it said, "OUR PRIDE, ENJOY."
and I was like DAT'S SO PUNNY! :D
(If you don't get it, highlight the white text below. If you do get it, don't, because everyone knows explaining jokes ruin it. soyeah.)
becuz, you know, its like the saying "our pride and joy" but they like combined it to make enjoy...and yeahhh....
mmmkay. now that that's all cleared up...

I have this weird attraction to the color red while making these posts. It must be cuz i'm a redskin.
(cuz I mean, all asians are addicted to the color yellow..................................right?)
(it really bugs me how spellcheck doesn't acknowledge "asians" as a word unless the a is capitalized. and HAAAAAAAAAAA, spellcheck doesn't think spellcheck is a word either.)

My accomplishments of the day:
- I woke up 3 MINUTES AFTER 11:11 LAMEEEEEEE
- I got my daily fill of puns from the world around me
- I kept up-to-date on the USA soccer game....D:
- I went to Sonic, ordered some stuff, and the total was $7.11
- I complained about not watching Toy Story 3, and got excited that Avatar is so close to coming out
- I didn't die.

Overall, I say today was pretty productive.

what was that mom?

well yeah ima start writin' this blog posta herr cuz you know, ive gotten into the habit of well, not, until l8 l8 very l8
BUT NOW I HAVE TO GO EAT DINNER so i can get tall cuz you know, food and nutrients and what not
well till then, sorry if you ceeh my saved draft xina.

OKOKOK im all back now and stuff. woot woot
so i guess i didnt really do much today and dont have much to say except that i woke up before noon and am posting before midnight, which i guess are nice accomplishments and what not
and that yesterday i probably couldntve even tried to mimic (lolol its like a pokemon move) xinas post since it was all special and different... just like her. :D
lololol no one will ever notice the white text that i just maybe randomly threw in. muhahahaha. (not muahahahaha either.) >:D
uh well maybe ill try to go for the whole random facts thing
or find something even MORE random on t3h interwebz!
yeah ill go do that...
...
....
.....
....
...
and im back!
so, i looked up the word random in google and it brought me to random.org, a random number gener8r (or generator for you slower ones
[maybe you should buy some carbos lolol pokemon references])
so then i was all like meh (and being a kev-... i think we should just get permission already -_-) thats boring
so then i changed org to com using two clicks and some typing and hit enter and after a while of loading it brought me to a website telling me the results of searching for churches in lincoln...
like you know, lincoln nebraska and what not
the city
and dang, now ive typed lincoln a lot of times that its starting to not really make any more sense to me since its all like... "why isnt it spelled l-i-n-c-o-n? i mean, you dont really pronounce the second l and stuff. why not just replace the o with an a while your at it? or maybe thats just my developing southern accent..."
but then i was like whoa thats random. so then i tried typing it again and it just brought me to a generic website :/ how lame.

so now i guess to make the post longer ill go on about how since im all setting in my room and stuff (lololol since and sense and cents are all homonyms) it really bothers me that i have two windows facing the same direction but one lets in more light because theres like this tree looking thing right in front of the other one.
and you know what live in trees?
bugs.
loud ones.
that come out at night.
and do whatever verb it is that bugs do that involve them making loud noises.
and you know what lives next to trees at my house?
the base of the air conditioner.
sleeping at night has become an obstacle.
THE END -WMILY

Friday, June 25

OHH MY GOSH SO PRESSURED

so yeah, i dont really have time to read xinas post and write a post semi exactly like it
seeing as it is 11:49 and i still haven't posted something..... AHHHH
well now its 1150
so i guess ill say that today
(oh yeah, im actually gonna talk about my day instead of attempting to say something punny or just rambling on about some random topic)
i was playing pokemon and stuff, then my ds decided to FLY out of my hand (lololol its funny cuz pokemon... fly... yeah... you pokemon players get me. right??)
but then it landed...
like, inbetween the bed and my wall.
LUCKILY
my arm is all skinny and short enough
(not really so much skinny... and the being short part is kind of a downside... but still, its a small arm in general.)
to reach like, between my bed and the wall
(but not a facebook wall cuz that would be kind of less painful... maybe... i dont really think i can fit my arm into like, cyberspace.)
but then i got my ds out and stuff, right?
and it turns out, while attacking the wall, the cartridge decided to hit first...
and when i got it out, i realized that the music had stopped...
(cuz you know, although sometimes pokemon music is UBER annoying, its still nice to listen to it every once in a while :D)
(and yes, i just used the word uber. maybe ill ever bring it back. :D:D:D)
but then MY GAME WAS FROZEN D:
AHHHH 11:55
but yeah, even though im probably going to wrap this up soon and this whole post was basically about a single video game... but not really a video game, just what happened to said video game...
(and jeez, i didnt even save recently D: i had been playing for quite a while :/)
(lolol :/) looks like a kind of sideways :D face :P)
(grr all of these emoticons. no more i say, no more! ... for this line.)
:D
ill write a better post tomorrow, i promise!
and i bet they might even get consecutively better over the course of the rest of the summer.
key word might.

lololol quick edit: there are 42 votes on the poll :D:D:D
just thought kev-whaaaaat? had a right to know :D

did you knowwwwwwwwww?

okay soooooooo today was quite an exhausting day, and I learned lots of things.
For instance, did you know that there's a whole Wemale Weproductive System in your knees? Well, know you do.

sooooooo, I'm going to tell you guys random facts. WHEEEE!


DID YOU KNOW...

- Statistically, more people are afraid of spiders than of dying

- Polar Bears are left handed (not lyk kev-whaaaaat?)

- Crocodiles cannot stick out their tongues

- A duck's quack has no echo

- Each king in a deck of cards represents a king in real life

- 111,111,111 * 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

- Mosquitoes have teeth

- Thomas Edison was afraid of the dark

- During the earlier wars, towns would put up the casualties of the battles. If there were no
casualties, they posted 0 Killed, which was later shortened to OK...and you can figure out the rest.

- Mel Blanc, who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots

- Your middle fingernail grows the fastest.

- There are more TV sets in the US than there are people in the UK.

NOW YOU KNOWWWWWWWWW
(if any of you have seen Bill Nye you should get it. :D)

okay, so, my posts are starting to get pathetically short. But I'll fix it, like, tomorrow or something, when I'm not deadbeat tired. mmk?

ps. i never posted a blank post before this one. psh psh nawh.

Thursday, June 24

my goal (lolol its funny cuz of the world cup going on and what not) is 2 post b4 midnite

and as of now, ill probably reach my goal.
but all these goals, ugh, its just like
its summer, why set goals when you could be doing
absolutely nothing!
or as ms richey might say,
nutin.
but not really (the absolutely nothing part). thats like, bastrop (or reagan, for those of you who are unfamiliar with bastrop high school's ways) high school talk.
which i currently do not attend.
for good reason.

and yeah, i guess ill go ahead and say stuff like...
cuz, u ceeh, win i n-i-shally chekd this blog 2 rite a new post, the time was not midnite yet.
so if this is posted after midnite, then mayb im just rly slow at ritin'.
but im not just a failure!!!
:D:D:D
this is the closest to the color i wanted to do stuff with most today
but not really at all
and i know that might not make any sense but as of for right now (lolol that part of that sentence totally didnt make sense either) im going to stop writing in hot pink-ish because it may hurt your eyes
LIKE SOMEONE WRITING IN YELLOW when the background of said someone's co-blog is white. like them. cuz of the '59. i mean. shhhh no one understands me


toooo xina:
(its actually onle supposed to be one o, but i added three more for emphasis. and you know what emphasis starts with? em. and you know what wmily starts with? im sure you do. but lolol it (sorry for not having a clear antecedent there guys, but the it in that sentence is actually referring to the word emphasis.) also has an i in it!!! :D
as does in. and it. and many, many, many other words. anyways...)
why didnt you get strawberry??? its just as good D: and not citrus either!
aaand what about pokemaster josh??? did you forget about him?! or was he supposed to be my soulm8...??
last but not least, lololol kevin and bacon. (and coral, but thats not really important right now, now is it?? :o 
maybe it meant like, ceeh coral... and stuff. like taylors coral corruption!!! lolol i typed corral. like, with cows and stuff. probably because i live in texas. and it is hot outside.)


post script:
kudos go out to xina for posting b4 i, wmily
(dont say anything about that bad grammar right tharrr.)


poooost script::::
(lololol if i put a mouth there itd be a spider
ill probably go back and edit it and make it a spider one day
cuz it has like, 8 eyes and stuff... yeah.)
today, my post was very, very, very similar to xinas. but ceeh, when i post first, its like i have to think about what to write about... but when xina does, its like WHOA! ideas! or somethin'.
but i promise i will make my posts semi more original... probably
but today was pretty tiring :/
love, wmily
(but not really love
cuz love leads to... death.
i dont think i should write a proof for that one.
just be safe!! :D)

my goal is to post before wmily!

and right now I may or may not have reached my goal. I dunno.
Cuz, you ceeh, when I initially checked diz blog to write a new post, wmily hadn't posted yet.
So if this is posted after wmily's post, then maybe I'm just really slow at writing.
(or maybe I'm just a failure.)
pffffffff(r) that's not it.

oh! so yesterday
I wuz hangin' out and chillin' with one of my buds (not light) at Whole Foods, yeah?
So we were like drinkin' smoothies (I had raspberry since I didn't want to anger my citrus cousins) and we were talkin' bout stuff.
I don't remember exactly whut, but at one point in tyme we were talkin' about the sea (maybe lookin' at seasalt?), and she wuz all "LOL, that's not how you spell CEEH!"
and I wuz all SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
yeah. so, whenever you guyz say that one word, whatever the context and meaning you wanna use, spell it C-E-E-H.
because my soulmate needs to be as famous as possible when I marry him. So I can get lotz of monies.
(not monkeys.)

Soooo, some of you maybee (LOL, jk, there's only mayflies, not maywasps) wonderin' wuts up with the whole ceeh dealio. Well, I dun wanna explain it, because xplaining inside jokes usually kinda maybe ruins it, but just to let you know it has to do with Love Calculators, Wmily's children, and the last name Oriental.
So now you get a vague idea of whut it's about. Or, you know, not.
we'll ceeh.

So, as I come to the end of my post, I wonder if wmily has posted yet or not.
I GUESS, WHEN YOU READ THIS SENTENCE, YOU'LL KNOW!

Wednesday, June 23

k so i've had an exasperating day.

not really, but I did get a lot done!
But I'm saving your souls, because I'm not gonna do any color that would need highlighting today.
But for the future, just remember if you ever see a really big space in my post, you mighttttt just wanna hold and drag your mouse over the space. But not a real mouse. Because they have big teeth, and might mess up your pretty little mouse pad. (mine has artwork that I made when I was like 7. Or maybe 10. i dunno.)
...Or, you know, go "PIKA!" and electrocute your brains out.
even tho everyone knows pikachu is just a yellow rabbit with a long tail. Well, except for the gamemakers. but shhhhh, we don't want to crush their hopes and dreams.

SO TODAYYYY I FINISHED ANOTHER BOOK.
LOOK AT ME BEIN' ALL PRODUCTIVE AND STUDIOUS.
I know, I'm pretty shocked myself.
wmily's asian-ness must be rubbing off on me.
OR MAYBE IT'S THAT DANG POLL IN THE TOP RIGHT CORNER OF THIS PAGE.
grrrrrrrr.

thoughts aside...
I'm getting kinda worried that my hair is gonna turn green from all the chlorine I've been soaking in. But I guess my hair isn't prominently light blonde anymore, so I shouldn't worry about it too much.
Still, WHAT IF I END UP BEING A SEAWEED HEAD. D:
then I'll be like sushi.
Which is like, asian.
GAHHH I TOLD YOU GUYS!!!

yeah so I dunno why I've been talking in caps so much during this post.
I mean, I seem to be all hyped up and freaked out but really my mood right now is "................."
maybe I'm just tired. Or jetlagged. Not that I've been on a plane since dat one day I came back, but...an excuse is an excuse!

Xina, over and out!

slept in yet again

lolol it rhymes.
SO MUCH STUFF TO SAY TODAY
(rhymes again)
but ill probably forget the next thing after typing the one before it..
or something.
you get me?
well if you dont, you should.
yeaaah.

so first:
although i woke up lots of times, i guess i really woke up...
after 12.
which means! i couldntve posted a post before 12 D:
unless i posted a post before 12...
yeaaah...

next!
the other day, i somehow managed to run into a chair...
with the back of my foot.
i have no idea how it happened, but it did, and now it looks like theres a bug bite there... underneath a bruise. it hurts.

aaand next?
i was gonna say something, but its not really important.
so ill go on about how all of todays post is like, one-lined rant-like things. or somethin'...

next-o (and probably final)
i was really tempted to post this next thing as my status on facebook, but then since i havent posted a status since like...
june 2nd,
ive decided not to and to just tell all you important guys who read our blog that...
i painted all my toenails all sorts of different colors
lolol i like how i made that 10 words for each different toenail
well, blogger/blogspot doesnt really have all the exact colors that my toenails are...
especially the 6th one, since it has all these sparkles... or something
well, thats about all i have to say for today, so buh-bye!

Tuesday, June 22

the HIGHLIGHTS of my day

LOL, jk, this isn't some childrens magazine that you only can really find in dentists offices. Or, say, an Ezine classroom. cough.

just a warning: for those laptop users with the crummy touchpad, Ctrl (or apple, whichever floats your boat) + A is your friend. And no, its not that combination that closes your browser. promiseeeee.

ANYWAYS, I wonder if any of you have realized that this whole post is colored white. If you're reading this, I'd assume so. Unless a) I colored it incorrectly, or b) you have supa dupa majix skills. Which, since I don't think any you readers are Hogwarts students (if you are, I'm sorry to be mistaken) doesn't apply to you guys. or maybe you're just really really white, and are use to the color. (its okay, i can say that because I'm white too! well, for the most part.)

SO HOW AM I TYPING THIS POST IF ITS SUPPOSE TO BE IN ALL WHITE? CUZ I MEAN, I'D HAVE TO MAKE LIKE A TON OF SPELLING ERRORS AND NOT KNOW IT, RIGHT?
wrong.
because I'm typing this out all right now in good ol' black, and making it white later.
I know, I'm pretty brilliant.

Moving on, today I had a pretty good day.
I AM NOW LEGALLY SIGNED UP FOR DRIVERS ED, YAYY!
(or, you know, not yayy.)
and before anyone asks: yes, contrary to popular belief, I CAN reach the pedals.
soyeah.
Although, I had to miss one of my friends par-tayyy's today, which kinda sucked.
(you don't know dem, wmily, so don't feel out of the social loop. Too much.)

but WMILY, I and SO PROUD!!!! that you are breaking your late posting habit. I can't really say the same...but hey, I had a lot I did today, and I wanted to blog about it.
Most of it I'm gonna end up not writing about, though...

SO LIKE WHO'S SEEN TOY STORY 3? I'M SO EXCITED TO SEE EET.

tadayyyys goal: numero un0

pour wmily...
post b4 noon.
and who is doing just that??!
WMILY!
yeah it says number 1 for those who dont barely understand mexican spanish, but it only says that because i just might have to do this kinda post again somethyme. yah.
 
as you can see, i might be slightly tired from my waking up b4 noon even though its summer-itis
but now i get to make two wishes at 11:11!!! :D
but i kinda forgot to make one at 11:11 am.....
guess i just have to w8 till l8r in the pm like usual :/
how bland.

OH harry potter just got pwned by snape in harry potter & the 1/2 blud prinse.
lololol i just tried typing that ampersand and i accidentally hit the dollar sign. i dont even know how that happened.
look at me using big words like ampersand!!
i blame n8 4 teachin' me
since he drew it reeeally big all over my geometry spiral.
with wich i proceeded to escriber the days notes on the same page.
oh yeah, look at my horrible either spanish or french.
dont judge.
HARRY POTTA SO SAD
but not really.
you know whats sad?
no one has commented on what we should mayhaps do a video on.
thats whats sad.

but LOOK LOOK mirar mirar regarder regarder!!!
dont. even. say. anything.
my quad-lingualness is amayyyyzing.
yeah thats right.
i incorpor8ed ayyyy into that.
yeah.
but anyways, someone commented!!!!!
but not on ...
yeah.
whatever.

time to go finish watching harry potter!!!
todays goal: achieved.

Monday, June 21

ah jeez so i really gotta stop with this l8 blog posting stuff

i mean, its really getting out of hand
but i guess all this pressure to get a post posted b4 midnite keeps my cardiovascular system healthy
(had to study it for my health test thing that i totally failed but not really at all)
yeah and also it doesnt really help at all either since you know
its not really one of the things that gets your heart pumping
or something...

so ANYWAYS,
(yeah how do you like that, look at me, putting an s there without it being all lowercase and destroying your individuality :D)
speaking of the number 8,
AHHHH taylor and n8!
(cuz you know, us bloggers have to keep up with all the l8est gossip)
(lololol do you like how i incopor8d the number 8 n2 that little blurb?)
(and that one?)
(but not that past one and this one as well?)
(im sure you do.)
yeah thats all im gonna write on that.

LOLOL feeling is like, a feeling
as is sad
and happy
so WAT
i mean, i do kind of have this M-T spot inside of where my heart would be if someone hadnt eaten it already cuz NO ONE HAS COMMENTED YET, but its all good...

for now.

i also dont like cherries.
just puttin' that out there.
but not like... putt putt golfing. not like that at all.

 so im just gonna put lolololololololololololololol
(and no kevin, if youre reading this, i am NOT drowning on my own spit)
(cuz thats just kinda gross.)
but all those drowning people are for all those horribly punny puns.
probably.

and i believe you mean
mmkAYYYY.

we're feeling unloved :(

because nobody's commented yet! which leaves us with the impression that no one reads our blog! WHICH MAKES US VERY VERY VERY SAD.
So, you should try and make us happy, by commenting. Though I suppose forcing you to do something will just make you guys not want to do it. so, prewty please with a cherry on top, will you comment? We'll be your best friends. we'll love you forever. WE'LL TELL YOU OUR BEST PUNS. whatever you want!!!

hmm. puns. maybe that's why you guys aren't reading anything. because lately I've been lacking in the pun department. so, i'd like you guys to know that the other day, I went to one of those cattle auctions. While I was there, I got a little hoarse.
better? (:

also, today I was doing my usual internet surfage when I came across a picture that I thought you LASA kids (or anyone that's taken biology, really) would appreciate:



































soyeah. you guys should comment. or leave another comment in this post or something telling us why you're not commenting, or why you're not reading the blog. (aka how we can improve dis thang.)

And if you're in camp or out of town or something and just can't access this blog, then...uh...well, you can't read this anyways. so just comment when you get back (if we haven't already decided something.) or ignore this altogether. mmkay.

Sunday, June 20

today my dad scared me with an air conditioning filter

i was innocently walking around the island in my kitchen when he popped the filter thing from behind the fridge and I freaked outtt. not fun. (for me, at least.)

but wmily, you forgot to mention that you shouldn't hug your father if he's dead. because digging him up wouldn't be safe, you'd awaken the zombies. :(

ANYWAYS.
Answering your Q about that one book question that many probably don't care about, I'm currently reading (LOL, jk i finished it this morning) Catching Fire. aka the sequel to the Hunger Games. And the third book comes out in like 64 days or somethin. but I'm not gonna get to read it, because before it comes out i'm either gonna get struck by lightning or attacked by monkeys. maybe die from a poisonous fog. (you'd get it if you read the book)

WMILY.
THAT IDEA ABOUT THAT POSSIBLE MAYBE VID ABOUT POKEMON SEEMS LIKE A WONDERFUL IDEA TO GET RID OF EVERY STITCH (not the 626 kind, though) OF DIGNITY WE HAVE.
let's do it.
(but remember, you can change your mind at any time. of course, if you say no, i'll know you mean yes. :D )
but i'm going to make you readers be forced to participate, so if you want us to make a vid COMMENT ON WMILY'S POST (here, lazybutts that can't bother to scroll down). NOW. kthxbai.

mmk so right now my cat is eating my left over bagel.
Which is just crumbs, but still. weirdddd.
though she likes eating cookies too, so whatever floats her boat.

hehe i'm really really lazy so again, you get no colors. I'll make up for it someday, i promiseeeee. (but not a pinky promise. that stuff is legit.)

Oh, and DON'T VOTE FOR KUMQUATS OR ASIANS.
Kumquats are really sour and don't taste that good, and asians...
well just don't vote for them.
you don't actually want wmily to be happy, do you?!
(:

HAPPY FATHERS DAYYYY

yeah thats right, look at me, not forgetting things :D
its a first
so yeah, go hug your father.
or dad.
or male parental unit.
right now.
unless you dont want to.
in which case, dont.
or if youre like me and your dad is about... insert amount of hours here away by plane and youre not within a 5 mile radius of him.
or if youre like xina and youre just so morbidly obese you cant move away from your computer screen since you know, youre just permanently sitting here just so you can read (or in xinas case, write) a blog and are physically unable to stand up and hug someone.
LOL, jk, everyone knows xina only has class I obesity.
oh yeah! who did their research in 8th grade for a project on obesity? i did!
yeah, you also shouldnt hug your dad if youre like, a germaphobe, or just dont like hugs... yeah.
whatever.
point proven.

look at me posting a post before its dark!!!! im just so good like that
i mean its not like i can go outside right now anyways cuz id probably be fried
like my egg thats cooking right outside my room window
lololol jk itd probably be undercooked and gross.

OMG (u cant ceeh me cuz im a ninja- nin- ninja- ninja- nin- ninja) i had the most amazing probably not but still kind of cool idear while playing bubble shooter on notdoppler.com today.
so like, for some reason, i had 2.B.A. Master stuck in my head (cough cough cough dont ask why) and i was just thinking like, like, what if, like, xina and i, wmily, like, made like, either a spoof of a pokemon song, or a not pokemon song, and filled the lyrix w/ like, our own lyrics, or like, record ourselves doing something to another pokemon song, or a not pokemon song, like those two kids, you know smosh, from that one video, that xina posted like, that one day (look at me and my mad figuring blogger out skills and posting a link to that post that xina posted like, that one day. p.s. its the one titled smosh-pokemon theme song if you gaise couldnt figure that one out.) and then like one day b4 sumers all over and stuff we could get together and record it (but somehow manage to like, not show our faces or something because of all those creepy stalkers out there) and then upload it to our blog like we learned how to in E-Zine, wouldnt that be totally awesome??!?!??!?!

haa ive got mad skills; that was all one sentence. :D
but annnywayS, i really value all of you guys's opinions (dont question my maybe bad grammar on that.) so id love it if you would post comments of ideas or suggestions [but i mainly value xinas opinion. cough. since you know, shes the one i have to run it by and get the a-ok, cuz like i said last time, she wears the pants. because i wear shorts.]
and also, one last thing...
DONT VOTE FOR KUMQUATS.

(lolol also i did a lot of stuff to post this at 4:20. so be proud of me :D)

Saturday, June 19

☺h n☺ @ kumkw@tz!

like my title? i figured you wood.
but seriously, O NO, kumquats are catching up D:
of course asians are still clearly in the lead, and clementines are in third. but enough of telling you guys what you already know, cuz i mean, you lasa kids should be able to read and interpret grafz (n this case a bar graph!!!! we should have pi(e) charts :D ill go try and find out if we can do that, and if so, then we shall. unless xina doesnt want to. cuz obviously she wears the pants in this co-blog-writer-relationship.)
and you gaise also have eyes.
just st8n the obvious agin.

PSHAW xina you know i post l8 cuz you know i like to live on the EDGE!!!
lol that was weird cuz when i tried to type pshaw i typed pwdash. just like how i typed druring. :D
BUT IM NOT ON DRUGS.
(i mean... )happy pills
(for the people reading this who 78+
which is every1. right?! right.)

so just cuz im wmily, i have to ask... WHAT BOOK?!?!??!? :D
and thatll be the end of that comment to your giant paragraph rant.

but do people really read this blog who are 78+? cuz in all seriousness, i have to start working on my language in that case. using words like "dang" all the time... im a horrible person D:

lololol i think u meen l8 l8 l8 varie mucho l8 4 a very mportant d8 (but not that kinda d8 cuz of t3h old pplz on herrr.)
LOLOLOL also did you ever get your dragonite to level 78? :D
OMGZ im so gonna run out of time oh no oh no oh no gotta wrap this up

yeah so one last thing then XINA LEARN HOW TO DO STRIKETHRUZ NOT LIKE A N00B I MEEN I EVEN TOOK T3H THYME 2 TAKE A SKREENSHOT JUST 4 U so you better learn it. before i atk u n t3h groin after eetn sum protein. yeah, that kinda protein. not the one thats actually good for you.
love, wmily.

[oh! even posted before 11:59 too. :D i feel accomplished.]

late late late very much late

but somehow I'm still posting before wmily...this is troubling...

so sorri for waiting so long to post. I dun know what I was thinking. well, I was out of the house most of the day so i guess that's an excuse. Another excuse that I was busy--wait for it--reading.
Now, some of you may be all like "Yayy! What book?" and some of you may be like "Ewww edumacational stuff" but I'm sure most of you will be like "and I care why? I JUST WANT MY DARN ENTERTAINING POSTS WOMAN!!" To which I respond, stop being racist and using such profane language. This is a family-friendly blog for those 78+, and that behavior is not appropriate. What? did I not tell you you had to be at least 78 to read this? Well, if you're not, you're in tough luck. You better have a ton of rare candies laying around, because leveling up that high is really, really, REALLY time consuming and obnoxious. -like facebook- <-- me pretending to have strikethroughs because I still don't have them. sob.

WOAH I JUST REALIZED I WROTE A WHOLE PARAGRAPH THINGY INSTEAD OF MY USUAL ONE LINE RAMBLES.
like this.
right here.
ahahaha.
hahaha.
haha.
ha....

yeah that wasn't actually suppose to be funny.
you can tell I'm tired, huh?

so i really don't want to ramble to you guys anymore, i should just end this here.

BUT I JUST LEARNED HOW TO USE STRIKETHROUGHS SO I DON'T THINK I WILL.
(I had to use an HTML code, though, which is still pretty lame, annoying, and inconvenient. ah well. roll with the punches.
LOL, jk, if someone's punching you, you should push on their shoulder, hook your hand around their neck, and slam them against the wall. or hit them in the GROIN!

okay i'm gonna go to bed before I start talking about dancing penguins.

Friday, June 18

i thought you have strikethrough now!

i thot mayb strikethru wuz a admin privilege or sumthin but i s'pose not D:
WHY DONT YOU HAVE IT YET?!


I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING BACK ON THE 18TH
o w8. it is the 18th.
LOLOL i red that rong n such BUT NOW ITS ALL GOOD
cough.
i think i might have an addiction to caps lock.
LOL, jk, holding down the shift key totally burns more calories. :)
and altern8n/ing shift keys... yeah. whatever.

so earlier i was watching tv while talking to xina on gmail and it was like
"SHES CHRISTINA."
and i was like WHOA!!!!
and then it was all like "im christina hawthorn."
season premiere next something or other. and i was like, dang. (cuz im all texan and stuff now so i say dang) but it was just a cool moment. :)

so, filter keys is a horribly annoying feature in windows. it serves no function what so ever to me, and deserves to die. if you dont know what it is, look it up, cuz if i blog about it, ill just get like, angry or something D:

so i guess theres only really one more thing for me to blog about today and its about DELANE- i mean.. someone's hair. someone who idk if theyve given me permission to post their name on t3h nterwebz, but are a follo-r of this blog but anyway their hair is all like CUT!!!! omg!!!!! :D
yeah thats it. BYE!

GUESS WHO'S NOT BACK YET?!?!

NOT ME!
I'm home now. and WARM. oh my gosh (pardon my language)its so nice to be burning up again!!! :D
so, you guys (i mean y'all, of course...another perfect strikethrough moment) are throwing me a welcome back party...right? RIGHT?!?!?!
LOL, jk, I bet y'all pressed the button and exploded the whole world.
And everyone knows you can't have a party in limbo.
Though it makes for a great party game.
(if you don't get shot for doing it)
ehehehe.

yeah and so on my trip I saw all these amazing punny things and everytime I saw one I would think to myself "I bet if wmily was here right now, she'd point to it and go 'LOLOLOLOLOL' and hopefully not pet it like she pets her dogs." so yes. prettayyy sweet.

HAY GUESS WHAT? MY LIFE IS SO AMAZING RIGHT NOW I DON'T REALLY HAVE ANYTHING TO POST ABOUT.
cept before I got on my plane yesterday I downloaded this free trial of Movie Theater Tycoon 2 to play on by 'top (de lab) but when I was on the plane and tried playing it the resolution was all screwed up and the "next" buttons never appeared and when I clicked "start day" to start the day it crashed. I was very disappointed.
So I played pokemon instead.

This is the way my life goes.



SEE BY ADDING THESE SPACES IT FOOLS YOU INTO THINKING THIS POST IS LONGER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS!!!



I'm too lazy to add color today, so dealllll with this the way it is, mmk? (:



off to play mind-sucking video games and/or facebook!

Thursday, June 17

lolol, im rightn' this via wii!!!

just the title. cuz its too hard to type with the current equipment that i possess. :)
go wiinternet channel! (ceeh wut i did thar?)

so at exactly 4 pm today in pokemon xd, a wild phanphy used flail. it reminded me of myself. and a majikarp. not that im like a magicarp... yeah. so im gonna go play s'more pokemon and finish wrighting this l8r.

lol...
olimback.
i just came for a little bit to tell you lolol, my pokemon's hp is at 69 :D

lolol a different pkmz at 69 now. :)
(but you guys cant even tell im posting all this stuff at totally different thymes.)
:)
:)
:)

mmk so i guess its gitting kind of l8 now and XINA posted such a fail (but yet totally thyme consuming) post, ill have to make up for that in like uber mega awesome postness. or something.
but... i dont really have that much to say either
i didnt get a 90 or above on my health test D: but oh well, ive only got 3 more years to take health before i FAIL FOREVER. but not really :)

so, today, my dad was reading Cell (the magazine) (cuz my entire family=nerds and im bound to follow) and he was reading out titles to me because he could and he was like "[nsert scintific name here] puts the twist on [another scintific name]... haha, its funny cuz see the twists?" and he proceeded to show me a piture that accompanied the article, and like, it was smething along the lines of the first scientific thing twisting around the other to make a new something or other... yeah, it was hard to follow. but then he was all like "yeah, they have to make the titles funny-" "u meen punny?" nterupted wmily. "yeah, punny, cuz humor attracts all audiences!" or.. you know, something.. along those lines.. GRR i dont even know, but anyway, it was funny/punny and it reminded me of xina. and i shall leave you guys with that. :)

DO NOT PRESS

Wednesday, June 16

shh im a nite owl

i go caw! caw! in the night
wouldnt it be crAYYYYzee stuff? wouldnt that make like, a lot mo' sense?
hahahahaha i just made the fish food black.
for you people that are just like tempted to click to feed the fish like, EVERY time you visit our blog
like everyone in ezine who did that to the music is bach's blog cough cough... cough
yeah, so i really have no idea what that night owl thing was all about. i just... dont like posting stuff all early and stuff. i mean, what if something happens in my day that i absolutely must blog about?! and then like, i all forget it by the next day.
but now the fish food being black is really bothering me. ill leave it anyway.
s.
but OH MY GOSH i remember when super junior was just starting to become popular like allll the way back when we were learning about animal and plant cell anatomy (and for you older readers/non lasa freshmen... if there are any, it was a while back) ... but that was in like, houston. and it hit austin l8r and i was like WHOA/woah, trends! :D
and YES caramelldansen is just like, the bomb
but not really cuz then itd git put under questioning by the government and no one would be able to listen to it legally anymore.
but its so fun to dance like those people with the things doing the stuff
(but not like that)
with your hands all up on your head and what not. . . y4h.
so i dont really have much else to blog about... wish me luck on my credit by exam health 1 test tomorrow!

grr xina your short posts are causing me to have short posts... mayb. mayb its just that im starting to be a bad poster D:
poser**
love, xina :P

i'm 2 hours behind you guys, but i still post b4 wmily

craz(a)yyyyyyyy stuff.


you guys did not see that post that i posted earlier. heh...hehe....*cough*

DANCING ASIANS!









and you wanted to dance to carmelldansen.
i feel violated.
love, wmily. 

Tuesday, June 15

it rly bothers me that u didnt spell sea the right way

and you know what way that is? im sure you do. its spelled
CEEH
oh yeah. thats right. its in helvetica. EZINE!!! DDDDD:
so, the other day, i saw ms richey and i was all like "MISSSSSSSSRICHHEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
.....
yeah i guess that was mainly for xina to hear. and anyone else who heard me in my E-Zine class (probably everyone, considering how loud i was...) (but they dont seem to be following this anywayS D:]
thats right. i ended that with a bracket. what are you gonna do about it?
AHH THE POLL DID IT AGAIN
like yesterday when i checked, it was like, 24 posts and 24 votes, and now its 25 posts and 25 votes :D:D:D
uh, so anywayS
(sorry i keep doing that, its just so fun!!!!)
something else that also really bothers me is that videos is the only correct-ish word in your title. sorry im just like, bashing on your title, but you know, its what i do. not really. but shh
lol, also in my title i spelled "spell" like "smell" :D
NOT LOLL. thats like, a drowning person with a third appendage. and not that kind of appendage.

HAY XINA DO YOU HAVE STRIKETHROUGH YET??

so i watched your videos, and i s'pose ill make a couple comments
the first one reminded me of this video that i saw like, a reeeally long time ago:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=8843
(i dont know how to "embed" a video in this post, or whatever you young'n's call it now a days
and its also just the first link i came across, and finding it on youtube is just oh so much work, which is why its all a link from a semi questionable 'site.)
and btw, the video's kinda weird... i dont really know why i watched it in the first place
probably cuz i had nothing better to do cuz i didnt go to KEALING. :/
.....
and for the NEXT video, i dont really have much to comment about on that except HAHA, its funny cuz it said "tan-a-melody"... like... like TAN-A-GERINEODY. yeah. (and that dancing to that song is just oh so fun. :D)

so thats about all i have for today, and also AREN'T YOU GUYS JUST SO PROUD OF ME, like non of my recent posts have been posted at ridiculous times :D
yeah... bye!

eye sea sum ore videos!

mmkay so I found some internet!
yayy for unsecured wireless networks!!
...not, that I'm, like, using it or anything. eheh...
anyway
S (you're robbing me of my originality, here!),
on(hitmon)lee a couple more days! and then I can say "y'all" (not yall or ya'll, mind y'all) in public without being put down for expressin' mai tru feelin's. Cowboy.
loll, (eww english) they just don't understand us. Those jerks. ;)

today's theme is misheard lyrics! for those popular songs that no one knows the words to cuz they're in a different language. le gaspo, foreign music? Nooooooooooooooooooooo! (hah, you guys might not like tom-what? NO SPOILERS FOR YOU...PS DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER)








Monday, June 14

mmk so

now that im finally done watching those oh so funny videos and its after noon and such, ill wright you guys a blog post
so first off, i dont think mexinan is a word. mexinac would kind of make more sense since you know, we might have some dyslexic readers out there (lol i just typed dyslexican.), but mexinacan would make more sense than mexinan as well, since you know, it has a c in it.
yeah, so now that im done with that... rant, YOU PUT ANYWAY AGAIN WITHOUT THE S
HAHAHAHA those videos are so funny. but mushrooms are gross D:
i feel like curling my hair
so today the only thing on my menu is studying... yeah, since i didnt go to kealing and such... of course not? of course yes :/
but now i must make my post longer before i go and do such things
so, whats with all these people returning to their homeland?
(and by that i mean too many of my friends and family are going to china)
and i guess oregon might be xinas homeland... or something
maybe your native american side and whatnot?
uh, so anywayS...
yeah. must go study now. probably. :)
also, sometimes i get bored while looking at our blog since you know, i already know everything thats on it, so i click next blog all up at the top
and like, the past 20 billion next blogs ive clicked were in mexican spanish
its like whaaaaaaaat why cant they b en englais.
and ALSO now i am very very very tempted to go and edit one of xinas posts JUST cuz she probably wouldnt notice and id be like "hahaha >:D" but itd be kinda mean, so i wont... for now
AND DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT DOING THAT TO ME

hehehehehehehe too bad I just did.
-- xina (:

more nintendo vids

okayokayokay, so, I'm hotel hopping right now, and need to pack up, so I don't have much time. I would post after I go to my next sleeping place, but I don't know if they have internet or not...
WHICH IS A PROBLEMA GRANDE. (aka large problem, en mexinacan. or would it be mexinan?)
soooo uhm yeah, make of that what you will.
but to answer my dear wmily's question: I'M COMING BACK ON THE 17TH!
so please don't stalk me beforehand. It would be quite inconvenient.
ANYWAY, PRESSED FOR TIME.
Below are two vids called Fuzz (one and two) and are basically nintendo characters come to life. It's pretty funny to those of you who like nintendo games, and to those of you who aren't familiar with them...sorry for posting so many vids about it. But if you want to solve the problem, go out and play them so you get the references.
It's summer. And I mean, its not like we're all LASA kids studying our butts off...haha...no...of course not!





Sunday, June 13

guess who...

- woke up b4 n00n 2day?
- njoyed a part of a movie 2day?
- listned 2 part of another movie 2day?
- played bubble shooter on notdoppler 2day?
- didnt play pokemon 2day?
- didnt wear my retainer for the majority of 2day?
- listened to tik tok 2day?
- went to the movies with a person i could b rel8d 2 2day?
- got a buy 1 git 1 shake at sonik 2day?
- figured out that the pokemon lopunny has the word punny in it as well as the word pun 2day?

NOT ME!
 [cuz i haven't listened to tik tok yet :D]

yeah, um, i kinda just felt like doing that, so i did. and that'll be the end of my post.
P.S. hay xina, win u b gittn bak from up north? we missin' u bak down herr n tejas. :) 

WHOA! edit! (not like you guys would have noticed anyway[s])
we now have 22 posts and 22 people have voted on the poll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AMAZING!! :D
11 days of summer have almost passed :)  

this post is about poor dentistry

lololol no kidding.
SO YOU KNOW WHAT'S AMAZING?!?! I should be getting my braces off sometime in the next year!
That is, if my orthodontist isn't a butt and just lied when he first put them on. Because I will be very angry. grrr.


FUN FACT: Colgate has trouble selling their toothpaste in Mexico because apparently it's name translates to "go hang yourself" en espanol.

haha, and now for the semi-related videos: TiK ToK parodies! which are pretty popular, so you may have already seen them. i dunno.
ps I know they're really old. but i don't careeeeeeeeeeeeee and no one wants to know what kind of drug is ke$ha's when she goes blah blah blah anyway.



Saturday, June 12

hey this might be an actual post this time

okay, so, i have some time to spare and I'm dead tired and probably should be taking a nap or something but I just had a Starbucks frap so I don't think I'm going to.
So instead, I'll actually bother to write out a post!
because I know you all (I'm too up north to write y'all) were missing me and my lovely blogging
and so during my travels up north where it tis cold, I've been taking pictures and going on adventures and stuff. And I could be writing about/posting pics of that. But I mean, that'd be like what you're actually suppose to write about on blogs. And who wants to read about that? You know, besides the general public. pshh. this blog doesn't give into peer pressure. no way.

So where should I start rambling?

well, first I'd like to point out to wmily that the strikethrough thing totally doesn't work for me. :(
THIS SCREENSHOT IS PROOF...THERE IS NOT AN -A-B-C- (<--me imitating the strikethrough button) BUTTON FOR ME TO PRESS TO MAKE THE MAGICAL LINE!














yeah yeah. proof right there.
Another thing I wanted to bug wmily about was that apparently our comments are set to be moderated...so they have to be approved before they show up on our blog (approved by wmily, that is.) So if you comment on something, it might not show up for awhile. So you know, wmily, you should change that. Because I'm just a measly author on this blog and can't change like any settings. blehhh.

hmmm. I suppose that's it. Though I'm sure all of you readers much prefer watching vids then read this cra-valuable treasure in the form of words. (you see, that would be a perfect place to use a strikethrough! D: ) So, i'll throw in this vid, just because I care. and love you guys. d'awwwww.
(its actually because I wanna be more liked than wmily. >:D)
what? who said that? not me.




hey :)

so this is my first saturday of summer without anything really exciting to look forward to (but not really at all) and i just basically woke up so i think its time for a blogpost before i forget (yet again) :D
and dont think that i woke up at like 1 or something cuz it just takes me a really long time to post these things for some reason.
SO YESTERDAY i feel as if i didnt complain enough about how much food i ate and how fat im gonna get and what not cuz a doughnut, two cookies and a bowl of ice cream=death
(so i just did, but anyways)
my friend was just like "i wanna be the very best like no one ever was! to play marimba is my real test, to practice is my cause!" and i was like EPIC WIN :D:D:D
yesterday i also turned black and went back cuz im that much of a pwnz0r
and im also not in oregon right now
i thought you guys had the right to know

so now its a quarter after one im all alone and i need you now~
LOL, jk, even though it is a quarter after one, im not all alone (cuz i have some animals lurking around and my parents are caught up with a business call and such), and i really dont need you now. :)
but with that, this post is coming to a close, so GOOD BYE until tomorrow :)

oh yeah, i also had a dream yesterday/today/last night (one of those options) where today i posted 4 extra posts but really early in the morning, then xina got on and posted a post where she was saying she got really mad at me and i was like well darn. but then i woke up and it wasnt true so i was like yay! :P

Friday, June 11

OH DANG.

so sorry for my oh so vulgar language up there but i just watched some of those pokemon clips and it was EPICCC kinda
and sorry for my blog posts being posted so l8 'n' stuff D: its not my fault i forget these things. then procrastin8, just like back in the good old days, when school was in session...
HA there are so many things not true in that sentence
but sorry for saying sorry a lot D: LOL ill stop now.
omgomgomg
today was the last day of percussion camp that none of you guys care about but soon my blister will be completely healed :D
now hardcore summer will finally begin.

so since im almost out of time ill make this post semi short unless i find something completely random to rant about like...
OH JEEZ i just saw up (not for the first time) and it was (still) so sad (at some parts)! D:
whos you guys'es favo[u]rite character?
mine is kevin :D
but i would have to say that the rest of the characters all have their pros and cons
and if you havent watched up yet, GO WATCH IT!!!!
(or pokemon johto or battle frontier, or pokemon mewtwo strikes back because those just seem to stick out to me. or you know, just pokemon in general :D i think the pokemon people should pay me for rounding up viewers for them, cuz i mean, its totally working right? right. you guys go do something pokemon rel8d.)
even though its a kids movie kinda, its still good :)
so well now its later/l8r so i s'pose ill ceeh u allig8rs right now
unless you`re not alligators in which case ill see you... not right now? i dont really know, ive confused myself
but happy reading!
toodles.

gotta watch 'em all!

mmkay. so, moving on to my next themed videos for your entertainment...
that's right! POKEMON!
only the best thing since sliced bread.
LOL, jk, everyone knows that the only reason sliced bread was invented was because they had scythers to do the job for them.

well guess what guys! I FIGURED OUT EMBEDDING!
(not bedding, tho ;D)

okay, so some of you may (or may have not) watched the pokemon series when you were young. (or mayb now. cough cough)
Either way, the pokemon show has some pretty unforgettable theme songs. SO HERES A VIDEO OF ALL OF THEM! HAPPY NOSTALGIC-ING!




the next two vids are some of my favorite cover and my favorite parody, in order.


(ps I have that pikachu doll)


Thursday, June 10

dessert me!

you know, like hit me up with some dessert
but you know, not really hit me cuz thatd probably hurt
and dont give me dessert either, cuz then id get fat...
well this was a very inadequate post title indeedy.

ANYWAYs (ill continu to bother you with this :) or at least until i forget.)
someones brother found our blog :D
maybe mine will as well, but that might be potentially problematic...
and also TO CURRY EATER (or whatever kids call you these days...) maybe if you read xinas posts youd find out that shes in oregon
haha its funny cuz we all know us lasa kids are busy studying during the summer for next year
especially those who didnt go to kealing and need to study to get ahead of all the other kids who went to kearing D:
LOL, jk, studying in the summer is for old people. :)
but not really...?

GOOD JOB XINA 
(sorry but i ran out of kulurs)
for postin' a post at before today your time. but you still didnt before today our thyme. but still... i guess i gotta give you props :)

lol earlier i saw the fish moving around and i was like WHOA/woah then i realized that there were fish on our blog. and i was like cool :)

semi RANDOM SCREENSHOT THYME
so today i will be showing you guysk (mainly xina tho) how to do strike thruz on blogger!!!!! :D:D:D

as you can see, this is a screenshot of before i added this uploaded image of a screenshot :D
as you can see (sorry im rep337n myself, but...), this is a screenshot of a new post [it most likely loox familiar] and like, you make strike thrus t3h same way u make bold/italix {unless youve been doing it differently! :0 in that case, ill tell you how to do it!!!! well see, you highlight the text that you would like to strike thru, as you can ceeh n t3h green box, and then u click t3h strike thru button n t3h... well the red/yello/blu thing and itll MAJIKLEE STRIKE THRU IT!!!!!

so yeah, now that im all dun and thru w/ that, i think this post is wayyyy long enough so ill end it suddenly RITE NOW

LALALALA

okay so right now mi familia (that means family in spanish) is out of the house. This means I get a little time to sneak on the computer (very fancy, I might add) and write a post for you guys!!!!
EXCITINGGG~! ahaha.



but I'm gonna give you a video anyways. (I used an S that time, okay?!?! thanks for robbing me of my uniqueness. D: ) <-- see, I used a space to indicate it not being a happy face. CUZ IM A SMRT KEALING KID.

sososo, here's the vid. It's one of my personal favorites, fo sho.
(ps still to lazy to figure out embedding...mayb next week, folks?

pps WMILY SHOW ME HOW TO DO STRIKETHROUGHS.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

(((:

Note: if you're not nerdy enough to get the video, you might wanna search it on wikipedia or something. You'll (probably) get it then.

HASTA LUEGO~!

HEREEEEEE I AM!

okok so guess what. I'm in Oregon right now!
YAYAYAY.
and I know right now its like almost 1 for you guys. well its technically still Wednesday for me, so I'm technically not late on my post.
SO HAHHH. TAKE THAT MR. TIME.
or youknow, whatever.
Anyway, since I'm on Oregon, its really cold.
AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE COLD?
you wear a snuggie.
so, here are some (and by sum I mean 2) of my favorite snuggie parodys!!!!

and heyy its late and i'm too lazy to embed the vids here so YOU GUYS CAN DEAL WITH LINKS.
(not the sausage kind...or the kind that goes off to save the princess)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlhDAN8Dwnw

AND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngKt1CI-r7Y


yeah yeah ima go to sleep now jetlag mhmmm night you guyssss~

Wednesday, June 9

anticipationnn

so since i have absolutely no idear when xina will post a post if she even posts a post today i shall post my post at approximately (not really cuz its almost 6 now and will probably be after 6 when im done posting this, and it might be a different time zone for xina who will be in oregon D:) [<- that's not a smiley face at the end. its a D: face, then a close parenthesis. i dont even know how to explain myself, but im sure you guysh get it :)] (ceeh, i was smart that thyme and used brackets) (and then i didnt put a smiley face at the end of my semi sentence even though i really wanted to and i really want to right now but im not going to because that would defeat the purpose of it all)
(annnnnnnnnyway[s], back to what i was saying.)
.....approximately 5 pm, like A SERTAN(gerine) incognito reader (but for some reason not a follower) told me to. yeah you know who you are
oh geez ive been using lots of parentheses and brackets and such
sorry guysh

SEW.
(you know, a homonym for so?)
right now, im just chillin', eatin' a snack and watchin sum pokemanz (kind of not really) cuz im cool like that unlike ms brosche who if you guys who were in my class and maybe even some other classes of hers remember when she started singing rebirth of slick by the digable planets (ugh it really bothers me that digable isnt spelled right) in the middle of class but thats ok cuz it was engrish and that class doesnt matter... or something
OH WHO AM I KIDDING
all classes matter to an (partially) asian!

today was percussion week 1 day three!!!!!
not like you guys care. or something.
one of my blisters popped D:
im utilizing a bandaid tho cuz i dont want it to get infected... or something
also the roof of my mouth is burned from all this food ive been eating recently
im gonna get fat
and im never gonna get into college
WELL NOW THAT IM DONE COMPLAINING

random orange text

i wanna yet again apologize for all the not punnyness that ive been providing
its horrible without all the laughter
though maybe not as horrible without the "lol"s
cuz thats a lot of drowning people, and death is horrible.
so COME BACK XINA
we miss you D:
well at least i miss you
maybe not you, but your punnyness at least :)
lol , jk, who am i kidding,
(i was gonna make lol in all caps but then i realized id be saving a drowning person)
punnyness isnt a word!
but its funny cuz youre small
and its like
puny
yeah... you already made this joke
I MEAN
you're large. we dont want them stalkers singling you out just because youre small and theyd be able to find you more easily whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
so im gonna leave now before i say anything else... odd
BYE